I helped Girl cook dinner tonight. I got some pita chips in my bowl, and some corn and beans that Girl accidentally dropped on the floor. I'm pretty good at cleaning up after myself though, so Girl doesn't mind when I eat what she spills. I lick the floor clean whenever she drops food. I count that as one way I contribute towards the rent. The other way is when I have crazy time.
"Crazy Time". Thats what Guy and Girl call it anyway. Basically I sprint around the apartment - careful to avoid the corners of the couch and the wall - while they clap and yell "BEAUTYYYYY!!!! BEAUTYYYYYY!!!!!". Its such a release for me after a long day of laying on my comfy bed. They LOVE it when I do this!! I try to do it at least once a day - it makes them happy, which I consider more valuable than dollars towards rent...everyone wins!
Jerry's squeaky head is calling me. Gotta run. Can't wait for Portland to get here!!
Tail Wag,
Beauty
Hi Beauty, Lily here-
ReplyDeleteYou may remember me from your Colorado home. Earlier today my brother Roscoe, the idiot that visits when he wants, came over. He was most ungrateful. He peed on my head, ran away and crapped in my favorite spot. He can leave and I won't miss him a bit. I got a quick rinse off by Blondie, AKA Annelise, she seemed to enjoy that a little too much. We are all laying on the couch now. Our motto: "No Room For Humans".
I hear you are coming for a visit. We can bite Roscoe and chase him together. See you soon. Lily
Say Hi to Ericka for me. Wear a Braves hat, she'll like you better.
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