Colorado's Governor Race

Colorado's Governor has quit, and we liked Bill Ritter and will miss him. He loves dogs, and a little political insight here, he hates cats. We have several nice people that are trying to take his place, and frankly it has turned into a cat fight. They are scratching, biting, hissing, and generally walking around with their backs all hunched up. Personally, I think they are all pretty nice guys, but they have said nothing that would get my vote. Therefore, over the next few days I will be consulting with my senior consultants to contemplate a personal run for Colorado Governor. I've never done a dishonest thing in my life, never had an unpaid bill, cheated on a test, plagiarized anything. Heck, I don't even know what plagiarize means. If I do find out, I'll copy and paste it right here. Should my advisors direct me to run, I will officially announce it on my own personal blog; Beauty's Log

Beauty here, I am enjoying my hazy, lazy days of Colorado. My yard is a couple of acres, and they are mine. I allow these two other fool dogs to share my space, but they seem unappreciative. I think that they may have some weird form of Asberger's Syndrome. I refer to them as "Rain Dogs". One of them, Raindog Bella, apparently ate her own tail, at least that what it looks like. Well anyway, she has a stub, and she spins tighter and tighter circles in a futile attempt to catch her nubbin; that's what she calls it. There is a better chance of her sprouting wings and dropping droppings on some of the more irritating dogs in the neighborhood than there is of her catching that no-tail. She is on "Prozac", it ain't working. Lil' Dog is much younger and acts like an idiot on crack. Gads, she can be irritating. Run, jump, fetch, scratch, bite, crap; all day long. If she lays down, it is to hide in the tall grass and surprise attack you as you walk to the back door of my Colorado abode. To RainLil'; it's not a surprise attack if you do it e v e r y time, ya dunce. Snooze time for the Beauty.........

Camp Colorado!!!!!

I am at camp!!!

Last week I flew to Colorado with Girl who was visiting her family and making all sorts of fun wedding plans. Girl told me that I would be staying in Denver until after she and Guy get back from their honeymoon. I miss them a LOT, but I have to say...I am having an awesome time. This is what I have been up to:

1. Lounging on the furniture (it's allowed here!!! even when people are around!!)
2. Teaching Lily to wrestle (she's terrible.)
3. Licking leftover food from everyones plates
4. Playing in the backyard with Lily and Bella (they got this new toy that looks like an octopus and squeaks like a rabid squirrel. It's tremendous.)
5. Having slumber parties with Lily and Bella
6. Watching the stock market with Girls Dad - I think that I give pretty good tips...
7. Mourning the loss of Jerry...a little neighbor dog, Mattie, ate his arm and tore a hole in his chin right when I brought him to the living room to share.

Even though Jerry isn't all in one piece, I have so many friends to play with and plates to lick clean. I love coming to camp!!!

More later!!

Tail Wag,

Beauty